what if flies said “hey” in a Morgan Freeman voice every time they flew by your ear
do you ever get the feeling that your friends just dont care
I would literally throw last year’s version of myself down a set of stairs
*mobile blogs in front of computer*
student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.